Well, the time has come to say goodbye to a dear friend.
This has been a very difficult decision, as many breakups are. This truck has been my steadfast companion for the past 18 years and 120,000 miles. I feel guilty. I feel I am betraying his loyalty. No other human relationship has stuck by me this long. How can I do it?
Simple. I can't fit Erik, his friends, and sporting equipment in it! Plus, it doesn't have airbags. It was made during a time when airbags were not standard. Yes, I am dating myself....and yes, I am shallow and put airbags over long term commitment. I want airbags.
So, add on craigslist with over 30 responses in less than 24 hours. Will be sold to the highest bidder.
I will not be getting another truck...and definitely not a doG awful, antichrist SUV! Stay tuned.
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